whoever wanna apply go ahead. pri can. sec can. everyone can.
hey.. im just promoting aite.
im doing something good here. its next to marsiling MRT station.
interested? call that number.. or can call me first. hah..
interested? call that number.. or can call me first. hah..
but make sure must say my name hor. cos i will get cash.
hah. just trying my luck and also, of course, helping. hurhur..
ytd spent time with my SuperBaBy alone. hah.
yay ! glad we meet. lol. u noe i noe ha..
hahahha.. i wish time could freeze at that moment. kan3?
i love u dearly.. <3
weakness eh? heh..
watched Push with aisya and farr just now.
its exciting ! i really loved it. but i dun understand why must they shoot in China. hmm..
nvm.. gonna watch Coming Soon with everyone !
hear that.. Coming Soon ! dun chicken out ! hahahha..
whoa.. im stuck with Taylor Swift's Love Song.
and also stuck with my dearest PCD - Jai Ho.
i really3 love that song. wth.. i love every song by PCD. hah.
okay.. i found this joke on a site.
and i think its quite funny but at the same time like ouch liddat. hah. *shrugs*
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionistat the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours andI'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:"Unfertilized!"
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman:"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then why aren't you leaving me alone?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"
Woman: "Yeah,but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes,but would you stay there?
